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Holiday Top 10
‘Tis the season to overindulge on kidney-damaging sweets like "Chocolate covered Suger Fried Icing Smacktee-Loops" and put yourself into an endless dreamy glucose stupor. Right on! To celebrate this, my dentist’s favorite time of year, we here at BioWare have compiled a list of solid holiday reasons to give that crazed Neverwinter Nights fan something from the BioWare Online Store:
Top 10 reasons to give premium Neverwinter Nights modules as gifts this season
- Can be purchased from your own home rather than venturing outside to shop when it’s so cold that you can actually hear penguins screaming to be set on fire.
- Old and Busted: Christmas carols. New Hotness: Dwarven Battle Chants!
- Much safer than hiring voice actors to shout at you while you dress in medieval garb, wander the streets in search of treasure, and ‘defeat’ mailboxes with a cardboard sword.
- Does not, in any way, involve a boy band.
- Will not contribute to photos that are a source of embarrassment years from now, like acid wash jeans, neon sweaters, and ‘A-Team’ tattoos.
- Less money than an Easy Bake Oven and less chance of incapacitating stomach cramps from eating experimental cake and warm mayonnaise cooking fusions from niece.
- Among the safest gifts you can give, since they’re not flammable, combustible, toxic, orange, carcinogenic, allergenic, ballistic, aspic, supersaturated, Hermetic, somnambulistic, ballistic, Kubrick, ambulatory, or fragile.
- Nobody really wants a partridge in a pear tree.
- No trouble to find a parking space. Just your butt in front of the monitor. Easy.
- Less time checking stores for gifts means more time for Hot Rum Toddies.
So what are you waiting for?
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