Holiday Top 10

‘Tis the season to overindulge on kidney-damaging sweets like "Chocolate covered Suger Fried Icing Smacktee-Loops" and put yourself into an endless dreamy glucose stupor. Right on! To celebrate this, my dentist’s favorite time of year, we here at BioWare have compiled a list of solid holiday reasons to give that crazed Neverwinter Nights fan something from the BioWare Online Store:

Top 10 reasons to give premium Neverwinter Nights modules as gifts this season

1. Can be purchased from your own home rather than venturing outside to shop when it’s so cold that you can actually hear penguins screaming to be set on fire.
2. Old and Busted: Christmas carols. New Hotness: Dwarven Battle Chants!
3. Much safer than hiring voice actors to shout at you while you dress in medieval garb, wander the streets in search of treasure, and ‘defeat’ mailboxes with a cardboard sword.
4. Does not, in any way, involve a boy band.
5. Will not contribute to photos that are a source of embarrassment years from now, like acid wash jeans, neon sweaters, and ‘A-Team’ tattoos.
6. Less money than an Easy Bake Oven and less chance of incapacitating stomach cramps from eating experimental cake and warm mayonnaise cooking fusions from niece.
7. Among the safest gifts you can give, since they’re not flammable, combustible, toxic, orange, carcinogenic, allergenic, ballistic, aspic, supersaturated, Hermetic, somnambulistic, ballistic, Kubrick, ambulatory, or fragile.
8. Nobody really wants a partridge in a pear tree.
9. No trouble to find a parking space. Just your butt in front of the monitor. Easy.
10. Less time checking stores for gifts means more time for Hot Rum Toddies.

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