Stats

Level: Dragon 34
Hit Points: 527
Armour Class: 44
Abilities: Str 39, Dex 10, Con 29, Int 26, Wis 27, Cha 26
CR: 41
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Special Abilities: Natural spell casting

Description

Nothing says 'paladinhood is for chumps' like a giant dragon shaped skeleton. To even make an attempt to describe the gallons of thrice-filtered evil required to bring such a horrible monster into being would need to include sound effects of barking dogs, a high school marching band, a plate of escargot and an entire routine of slapstick comedy performed by trained rodeo clowns and some ebola monkeys. Like I always say, you can always use ebola monkeys to help illustrate a point. All of these things would need to be gathered into a big pile and poked with pointy sticks to even begin to describe the kind of evil I'm talking about. That's evil man.