The mighty Kobold hero squeals with delight at the many exotic and finely crafted items the impatient vendor has on display. The Svirfneblin craftsmanship is practical but somewhat dull compared to their lighter-skinned cousins. Deekin whistles and chirps while inspecting the vendor's wares, making many comments about how Kobold goods are very fine compared to these, and Kobold clothes smell less like used bandages and how Kobold can make cloth...

"Hey! Smelly gnome pushes Deekin down! Owch! Maybe Deekin writes you with large warts on your head and big flapping feets in my heroic tale!"

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